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Other relationships as compared to African relationships

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Other relationships as compared to African relationships by Kenyans247(m): Sat Sep 2019 03:32pm
Italian Relationship:
1st Day = Sex
2nd Day = Sex Again

French Relationship:
1st Day = Movies And Kiss
2nd Day = Sex
3rd Day = Sex Again

British Relationship:
1st Day = Hang Out And Kiss
2nd Day = Kiss And Hug
3rd Day = Kiss, Hug And Smooching
4th Day = Sex And More Sex

American Relationship:
1st Day = Date
2nd Day = Hug
3rd Day = Hug Again (warmly)
4th Day = Kiss
5th Day = Long Kiss
6th Day = Sex

African Relationship:
1st Day = Toast
2nd Day = Toast
3rd Day = Toast Again
4th Day = Agree
5th Day = Date
6th Day = Date Again
7th Day = Date Again With Three Of Her Hungry Friends Or Cousins
8th Day = Date And Hug
9th Day = Tried To Peck But Failed
10th Day = Peck
11th Day = Tried To Kiss But Failed
12th Day = Kiss
13th Day = Long Kiss
14th Day = Tried To Have Sex But Failed
15th Day = Tried To Have Sex But Quarreled
16th Day = Didn't Talk To Each Other
17th Day = Malice Till The Next Day
18th Day = The Man Called But, Woman Did Not Pick
19 Day = The Man Called, The Woman Picked And Asked, "What Is It?"
The Man Apologized And The Woman Replied: "Leave Me Alone, I'm Not That Type Of Girl." The Man Continues To Beg Till The Next Day.
20th Day = The Woman Accepted The Unwarranted Apology.
21st Day = Hug
22nd Day = Long Hug
23rd Day = Kiss
24th Day = Long Kiss
25th Day = Tried To Have Sex, But The Woman Complains That Her Phone Is Bad. Guy promises To Buy Her A New Phone.
26th Day = Tried To Have Sex But The Woman... "Until You Buy The Phone."
27th Day = Tried To Have Sex, But The Woman Asked, "Where Is The Phone? You Are Not Serious. Call Me When You Are Serious."
28th Day = Rape
29th Day = Police Case.
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